Author Topic: If Granulated Sugar could date another spice or additive. Who?  (Read 71 times)

Im so torn. Been talking to meta AI about this for hours. If Sugar had a dynamic love soap opera. What kitchen item would sugar want to spend eternity with? If sugar desired it while you slept. What path on your counter should he take?  So I unviel a sorta tell tale game to play out. Pick sugars plot.


Splenda - Considered rivals but also she has similar goals and ambitions. Shared interests is the spice of love. They have shared values.So while she is sugars competitor. She could also keep Sugar motivated to sell.  Splenda desires to sweeten things just like sugar does.

Cinnomon - spicy and ethnic.  Could sugar tame her spice? Could they team up to do fusions on pastries? Or is sugar more into being a solo dolo with other notoriously sweet items? Would cinnomon be too boujee for him.


Salt - could it be that Sugar finds salt to be a challenge. She is savory, edgey and bold. Almost daring. A complete contrast to him. Ye old saying. Opposites attract? Salty sweet. Some people say thats nice. Could salt be cheating on pepper? I dont think they were ever spicebook official.


Another sugar possibly powdered sugar - seems like incest but maybe sugar is into that wattpad fan fic kinda style. Maybe its alabama sugar.  Powdered sugar possibly came from a seperate bag. Who knows. They're both pretty and sweet.  But possibly related.


Brown sugar - breaking social norms. Going against his racist father flour to pursue a sweet delight from the kitchen cabinet. Is brown sugar just cinnomon and sugars baby?


Honey - Honey has a past with sugars friends. Maybe sugar wouldnt like her because she has had many sugars before. She still has sugars as part of her. But maybe the experience would entice sugar since honey clearly knows how to handle sugar. Shes got a past. Can sugar accept that.


Paprika - got out of jail recently. Spices chicken on the other side of the counter. Kinda risk. But also shes hot in more ways than one. Like burn humans hot. Other spices crush on her. But sugar might be outclassed. Hes not designed to be spicy.


Basil - shes nerdy. Would sugar fall for a garnish? Garnishes are very hipster and psuedo intellectual. But also becoming popular in indie scenes. Very To catch a mockingbird of him. Very nicholas sparks.


Coffee Grinds - always demands a sort of love triangle with hot water in order to really be compatible. That might throw sugar off.


Pepper - A bit seasoned. A bit older. More mature. Maybe sugar wants to stop messing with girls his age and get a more settled experience with a dark grey toned spice that has dust on its cap. 


Baking soda -  she dont stink. Good hygiene. But she helps teeth. Sugar likes to mess with teeth on his days off. Might be conflict of interests. Could they leave work aside? And be just loving partners?


Parmesean grated -  her jokes are so cheesy. But maybe he would want a pizza of her heart. Maybe he thinks his life would be grater with her. Maybe. Just maybe. Italian? Adrienne and rocky?  Dating a cute italian topping gets you lots of romantic puns. Plus she goes on PIZZA! How cool is her job.

Cocaine - both white and addictive. Perhaps a connection between the two would be so powerul itd light up the ny skyline. Perhaps they'd fly too close to the sun and get burnt. Could they be able to handle the fast pace lifestyle?


Green Tea - go good together. But some people say they dont like tea without sugar. Might give tea a sorta resentment complex. And she will begin to hate sugar. 



Hear me out. What is sugars life? What does he need? 


Any answers would be great. Their has to be an answer above all. Help sugar find his home.
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